CHER Sweet and Sour

 
"Heart Of Stone"  
 
The very heart of humanity  
The very heart of God  
 
"Just like Jessie James"  
 
The leader of the  
Hole in the wall gang  
The glory hole in the wall  
Well women were scarce  
 
"I Got You Babe"  
 
Decapitated  
And buried  
In the cellar  
 
"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"  
 
It describes Hollywood  
Without cussing, like  
"Rapists, Assholes, And Cunts  
 
"The Shoop, Shoop Song"  
 
Sung by Sean Connery  
Who has a Soup addiction  
He is often sheen  
shitting down with a  
Shteaming bowl of Shoop  
 
"Strong Enough"  
 
Yes!  
Certainly enough  
To take on these fuckers  
At their own game  
Strong enough to destroy  
Not weak enough to forgive  
Rise and grind  
 
"I Found Someone"  
 
Stabbed repeatedly  
On my sofa  
Can’t remember anything  
I was somewhat drunk  
 
 
"A Song For The Lonely"  
 
Sung by the isolated  
A solo on their own  
That nobody hears  
Suicide follows  
 
"Bang, Bang"  
 
A sound you want to hear at a  
Justin Bieber concert  
A Trump rally  
A Hillary Clinton book signing  
A stand-up show featuring Louis C K  
A movie casting by Harvey Weinstein  
Any appearance of Madonna  
Kim Kardashian exposing her ass  
Mel Gibson walks into a bar  
Lady Gaga clothes shopping in the butchers  
Bill Clinton during his next rape  
Charlie Sheen's house  
Woody Allen before his next wedding  
 
"Love And Understanding"  
 
Can somebody tell me where it is to be found?  
I have been searching for so long  
Finally gave up  
Too much hurt  
 
"Gimme, Gimme, Gimme"  
 
When I see perky breasts  
When I see a tight but  
When I see Italian Ice cream  
Melting over an erect nipple  
When I see a shaved pussy  
When I see kissable pouting red lips  
A tongue inserted in my mouth  
A hand put down my pants  
Balls groped  
Dick stroked  
Cock sucked  
Roughly mounted  
Ridden like a stolen bike  
Sadly the truth is  
I would rather have  
A bacon sandwich  
A cup of tea  
And a Hug  
 
 
"Woman's World"  
 
Impossible for men to understand  
That they have been in charge all along  
 
"S.O.S."  
 
Curry, pepper, Spaghetti, cheese,  
White, bread, Brown, Ketchup  
All types of sauce  
Glaswegian word is sos  
 
"Love Can Build A Bridge"  
 
It certainly can  
But it puts C4 Charges  
Hidden along the underside  
You cannot see them  
But when detonated  
Everyone Dies  
 
"A Different Kind of Love"  
 
Unconditional  
Human beings incapable  
A dog could teach us a new trick  
 
"Dark Lady"  
 
Hmmmmm?  
Aren't they all?  
 
"Take Me Home"  
 
Take me to where I want to go  
It’s where I came from  
Ashes to ashes  
A cloud of carbon  
Blowing in the wind  
"The Beat Goes On"  
  
"The Way Of Love"  
 
Cruelty unabandoned  
Torture unabated  
Betrayal  
Sadness  
Rage  
 
"A Cowboy's Work Is Never Done"  
 
Especially a legless one  
Spent 4 hours  
Trying to get on the fuckin horse  
Gave up  
 
"Baby Don't Go"  
 
Down on me  
I have Chlamydia  
Crabs  
Gonareah  
And AIDS  
 
"All I Really Want To Do"  
 
Is heroin, crack, angel dust,  
A bottle of spiced rum  
60 cigarettes, a blunt  
And a Chinese prostitute  
 
"Take It Like a Man"  
 
Typically  
Moaning, blubbering  
Stuttering, sobbing  
Screaming - Why me?  
 
 
"Cry Like a Baby"  
 
See above  
Take It Like a Man  
 
"Hell On Wheels"  
 
I have thought about this  
As a new nickname  
Seems appropriate  
 
"Love Hurts"  
 
Especially after anal  
 
 
"Not Enough Love In The World"  
 
Aint that the truth?  
 
 
"Bewitched, Bothered, And Bewildered"  
 
A perfect description  
Of all of the members  
Of The Deep Underground  
Need I say more?  
 
 
"Proud Mary"  
 
Born in January  
Works in the dairy  
Cupcake Fairy  
Quite contrary,  
Sex discretionary  
cum depository  
Mood swings involuntary,  
A fervent reactionary,  
Was too hairy  
Loud and lairy  
Wide-eyed and glary  
A.K.A Bloody Mary  
Part-time mercenary,  
Paramilitary,  
Revolutionary,  
Ex-military,  
Tactics diversionary  
Satan’s missionary  
A true visionary  
Evil adversary,  
Capable of savagery  
Legendary,  
Very scary  
I am wary  
Gives me a coronary  
Instant dysentery  
Nevertheless, she is the woman I love