Jicama

My wife Jicama,
Has gone sexually frigid
 
Valid reasons
Absolutely no time,
Since she started taking

"Online Classes."

I go out to to Garage
working on a
lifelike, interactive robotic doll
 
I know something is amiss,
When I can see my wife
thru the bedroom Window
watching Korean dramas.
 
Maybe I am no longer seductive.
"How about a quicky"
my best pickup line.
 
Can't compete with her
online support group meetings,  
conquering the arduous class assignments.
 
She rambles on and on
"such an incredible thinker"

Or how amazingly  they advanced
their career thru determination.
 
For me, the grass
grows beneath my feet.

How this finally turned out?
 
One thing happened in my favour,
 
The online class crashed to an end
 
Plus,
a woman can have desires build up too.
 
She starts petting me,  
nice freindly pats  
I take myself a bath.  
To get the bugs off, I mix up
a half gallon of baking soda and salt water,
 
(Recipe:
One hand full of baking soda
One half handful of salt
Dump into a bucket
A quart of hot water, stirring,
Dip a towel into it really good
SCRUB. Let dry on skin, or use a dry towel
to dry off without rinsing.  the salty residue
is inhospitable to bugs)
I toast a blanket in the dryer for 15 min.

My new pickup line:
" Did you need to go to aldi?"
I throw the blanket into the backseat

  I drive by this vacant house we have,
 well actually, so as not to be coercive,
We drive home,
to drop off the groceries, and
I sit on the couch, pouting,
until she says, "don't we have a date?"

It is important for a good orgasm,
to allow for participation of
All parties involved
before, during and after the fireworks.
 
So we go to the vacant house,
and well, you know...
 
So as usual, when we get back,  
our 13 year old prides himself on knowing something
has happened, and gives us a little interrogation,

 but he lays off pretty quick,
and goes back to his Nintendo game.