The New Ike

Beating ass quick, because I don’t give a shit
Now motherfucka you got the busted lip
I don’t care about none of ya’ll-so fuck all of ya’ll
Because I’ll stab you in the fucking mall
And without hesitation-at the police station
Now I’m in county-on a six month vacation
On Sunday making your ass hurt-at the church
Showing you how the sharp end of a cross work
Unexpectedly at your family reunion
Now your family is screaming-

‘Who’s the crazy motherfucka shootin?’

It’s either my way or the highway
Fuck it-the outcome will be death anyway
For you or your ugly buck-toothed-bitch
Because I’m killing you and power-fucking the trick
So remember when I kick in your door-it’s not safe anymore
As I beat that ass until you’re bloody on the floor

Beating motherfuckin ass all day and night
Now your ass is in one hell-of-a-fight
I beat ass all the time-I beat ass all the time
From your life I’ll extinguish your fucking light
Because the feeling of the kill makes me high as a kite
I beat ass all the time-I beat ass all the time

I got the gun to your wife and fucking her right
When I’m finished nuttin-I’m squeezing the trigger tight
That’s how I’m handling mine when I’m controlling the grip
So motherfucka don’t even trip
Like a prize fighter knocking your ass to the canvas
Instantly your understanding you can’t even handle this
So ring the bell, because your destination is hell
But not before I make that ass swell
Just like a bitch bending over taking the dick
Crying and begging-

‘Please motherfuckin quit!’

Fuck you bitch! I’m gonna show you what a pussy’s made for
So prepare for me to rip your insides up whore
Yanking back her head with the other hand around her throat
While I cum the bitch starts to choke
A tight ass hold like a Sears’s craftsman’s wrench
Fucking her and killing her by the motherfucking inch

Making motherfuckas choke on cake in broad day light
Because I’m the new ass whoopin Ike
I beat ass all the time-I beat ass all the time
My fist hitting your jaw is the sound of the song being sung right
Now your ass is lullabied the rest of the night
I beat ass all the time-I beat ass all the time

Going up against me is like a no disqualification match
Prepare pussy-ass bitch to get motherfuckin snatched
Like a hardheaded snot-nosed ass child
It’s time for me to beat that ass for awhile
Fools hollering-

‘Come on man! Please! Oh lord have mercy!’

Have mercy. That must be a joke
I’m gonna keep kicking that ass until my foot’s broke
And I have stamina and long endurance
I bet your ass will forever remember this
And to all the bitches-I’m the motherfucka who pays the rent
So all you gotta do is cook, wash and suck my dick
Or your teeth you’ll motherfuckin spit
Don’t think I forgot about that punk-ass man
Because I’m delivering ass whooping’s by the wave of my hand
Call it ‘Ike’s new devastating physical fuck’
Now for my next performance watch dead bodies stack in my trunk