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Alarm at seven
“Charging session has ended”
Battery still low
Picking out my clothes
“New statement available”
Oh, it’s just my bank
“Wealth is Neutral” WHAT
Kind of asshole says that?! Oh,
It’s you, DailyOM
“Are you available?”
I know it’s re: a job,
But still, good question!
Declared bankruptcy—
Now Credit Karma tells me,
“Kumar: We’re proud of you!”
#napowrimo2019
“Charging session has ended”
Battery still low
Picking out my clothes
“New statement available”
Oh, it’s just my bank
“Wealth is Neutral” WHAT
Kind of asshole says that?! Oh,
It’s you, DailyOM
“Are you available?”
I know it’s re: a job,
But still, good question!
Declared bankruptcy—
Now Credit Karma tells me,
“Kumar: We’re proud of you!”
#napowrimo2019
Published 8th Apr 2019
Author's Note
You could say I "mailed it in" with this one
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8th Apr 2019 9:06pm
8th Apr 2019 9:49pm
Thanks. It feels pretty cool that my simple path to poetry this morning resulted in something meaningful and fun.
8th Apr 2019 9:52pm
8th Apr 2019 10:09pm
I've written variations on that line more than a few times and I believe it too!
8th Apr 2019 9:26pm
“Wealth is Neutral” WHAT
Kind of asshole says that?! Oh,
It’s you, DailyOM
My fave, Kumar...😹
HEY, how can I get DailyOM??😺
🐾🙏🏻
Kind of asshole says that?! Oh,
It’s you, DailyOM
My fave, Kumar...😹
HEY, how can I get DailyOM??😺
🐾🙏🏻
8th Apr 2019 9:46pm
I'll tell you how I got it. My brother enrolled me in their Writing With The Muse multi-part workshop. I haven't checked it out yet, though I do find it intriguing. What I *don't* find the least bit intriguing are a) the dozen or so unrelated emails I get each day from them, and b) the fact that my brother evidently left a box checked that allowed that to happen. The components of the workshop are emailed over time, so I can't just block them.
8th Apr 2019 10:01pm
