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ANSWER TO AN UNWELCOME LATE NIGHT PHONE CALL
You're too late to be ringing me:
I'm busy eating some pussy!...
Don't ask me who the owner is!
You've disrupted my bedtime biz,
I've got a naked panting bride
I've had to leave half-satisfied,
while I stand starkers, with a bone,
answering a persistent phone!
I've said it all, now please xxxx off,
let me get back to getting off!
I'm busy eating some pussy!...
Don't ask me who the owner is!
You've disrupted my bedtime biz,
I've got a naked panting bride
I've had to leave half-satisfied,
while I stand starkers, with a bone,
answering a persistent phone!
I've said it all, now please xxxx off,
let me get back to getting off!
Published 8th Apr 2019
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8th Apr 2019 9:15pm
I'd never have answered the phone.
Wouldn't it be nice to send an autovirus to annoying callers?
Wouldn't it be nice to send an autovirus to annoying callers?
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- Edited 8th May 2020 8:45pm
18th Apr 2019 4:57pm
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