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When y'all read and/or watch my inks without commenting, it gives me the feeling of being stalked. And then, that feeling is followed closely by an erection.
Thanks. I love you too.
I'm dedicating my next twenty minutes in honor of you.
Thanks. I love you too.
I'm dedicating my next twenty minutes in honor of you.
Published 31st Mar 2019
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Anonymous
1st Apr 2019 2:18pm
ROFL! I love this! Had me giggling with the first sentence. Love it love it love it! :-)
1st Apr 2019 9:23pm
20 people from this post alone, have inspired me. I have a lot of work to do. Should I prepare for a double case of carpal tunnel?
Anonymous
1st Apr 2019 9:56pm
I don't recommend it. The surgery downtime sucks...especially for writers. I'd rather stuff beans up my nose than go through that again. Hopefully it won't come to that...lol
1st Apr 2019 10:00pm
Guess I better work a little harder to find someone else to do it for me then!! :p
Anonymous
3rd Apr 2019 1:58am
🤪 only you Chad.....LOVE THIS!
xoxo Taryn
xoxo Taryn
3rd Apr 2019 2:36am
There are very few areas that I feel egotistical about; but one of them is definitely, that my work is entertaining, provocative, and worthy of comment.
It just may take me a few extra minutes to respond for unspoken reasons.
It just may take me a few extra minutes to respond for unspoken reasons.
Anonymous
14th Apr 2019 11:13pm
Omg, this is fantastic...loved it.
14th Apr 2019 11:19pm
Anonymous
14th Apr 2019 11:21pm
Oh , lordy no let me fix that immediately 😉
14th Apr 2019 11:24pm
Oh dear, now, you'll have instant access to a "work" about me beating the meat to a bunch of weirdos on the internet.
I s'pose I'll take full responsibility for how strange this is.
But, on the other hand, now we've bonded; it's something of an ethereal bond, but a bond no less.
I s'pose I'll take full responsibility for how strange this is.
But, on the other hand, now we've bonded; it's something of an ethereal bond, but a bond no less.
Anonymous
14th Apr 2019 11:27pm
Ha ha ha ha...thanks...I didn't even consider that! Oh, well I still loved it.
14th Apr 2019 11:26pm
Anonymous
14th Apr 2019 11:29pm
Omg no, can you imagine that...nope don't do it...unless with the lights off...(evil Liah grin)😉
14th Apr 2019 11:32pm
I mean, I probably won't do it. But, it's hilarious now that I'm kind of envisioning it!
It'd probably get me booted off the site!
It'd probably get me booted off the site!
Anonymous
14th Apr 2019 11:34pm
It is kinda funny.
Anonymous
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