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Blessed Beatitudes (The sermon on the mount III)
Blessed are the Peace Makers
They helpeth us to appreciate entertaining war
Blessed are the Pace Makers
For sooth, that will prolong thy life
Blessed are the the Pie Makers
For they knoweth how simple Simon is
Blessed are the Holiday Makers
for they art sunburnt to a crisp
Blessed are the Boiler Makers
for they hath the power of thine bunny
Blessed are the Cabinet Makers
for thou art politicians that lieth for a living
Blessed are the Coffee Makers
For they keepeth us awake
Blessed are the Movie Makers
for they maketh young wenches lie on the casting couch
Blessed are the Dress Makers
for they remindeth thee of thy address
Blessed are the Match Makers
for the never goeth out on strike
Blessed are the Watch Makers
foe they maketh us watcheth porn
Blessed are the Noise Makers
for they maketh thy understanding what peace is
Blessed are the Money Makers
for they giveth charitable donations to the baby Jesus
Blessed are the Rain Makers
for long may thee reign
Blessed are the News Makers
for they Lieth and destroyeth innocent reputations
Blessed are the Home Makers
for rightly they are all women
blessed are the Toy Makers
for they selleth vibrators and butt plugs
Blessed are the Merry Makers
for they drinketh too much alcohol
Blessed are the King Makers
for thine is the kingdom of Burgers
Blessed are the Tool Makers
for they maketh tools for women to men sex changes
Blessed are the Hay Makers
For the thou art telegraphed punches that art funny
Blessed are the Map Makers
For they knoweth that the Earth is flat
Blessed are the Ice Makers
for they maketh nipples erect
Blessed are the Bed Makers
for they tucketh thee in and readeth thee story
Blessed are the Tea Makers
for thou art personal strainers
Blessed are the Wig Makers
for I, being bald, willt giveth thine a challenge
Blessed are the Wine Makers
for they moaneth and cryeth about everything
Blessed are the Cake Makers
for keepeth us portly or morbidly obesce
Blessed are the Shoe Makers
for they remindeth me that they haveth feet
Blessed are the Film Makers
for thou maketh hardcore porn
Blessed are the Trouble Makers
for thine can start a fight in an empty barn
Blessed are the Love Makers
for only thou remindeth me what an erection is for
Published 26th Mar 2019
Author's Note
I will be adding this to the Wooly Baballe cause its truth and scripture
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Anonymous
26th Mar 2019 5:54pm
"Blessed are the Coffee Makers
For they keepeth us awake"
and
"blessed are the Toy Makers
for they selleth vibrators and butt plugs"
and
"Blessed are the Ice Makers
for they maketh nipples erect"
And all I can say is AMEN to THAT! ROFL!! You're killing me here with these, David! Super giggly hugs incoming... :-)
For they keepeth us awake"
and
"blessed are the Toy Makers
for they selleth vibrators and butt plugs"
and
"Blessed are the Ice Makers
for they maketh nipples erect"
And all I can say is AMEN to THAT! ROFL!! You're killing me here with these, David! Super giggly hugs incoming... :-)
26th Mar 2019 6:35pm
Always happy to make you giggle :-)))))))))
but why did you specifically pick those ones? It's ok it's a rhetorical question, I think I know the answer :-)))))))))))
(((((((((( HUGS ))))))))))
but why did you specifically pick those ones? It's ok it's a rhetorical question, I think I know the answer :-)))))))))))
(((((((((( HUGS ))))))))))
Anonymous
26th Mar 2019 6:32pm
Blessed are the trouble makers because they keep excellent company 😉
-M
-M
26th Mar 2019 6:33pm
Anonymous
26th Mar 2019 6:52pm
coffee and butt plugs?!
squuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee it's like I've died and gone to heaven...
... much gigglesnorting here
love the gospel according to david
#ninjakittyhugs
squuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee it's like I've died and gone to heaven...
... much gigglesnorting here
love the gospel according to david
#ninjakittyhugs
26th Mar 2019 7:19pm
I can almost hear those gigglesnorts clad I can still make you laugh
thank you :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
#scottishbearhugs
thank you :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
#scottishbearhugs
Anonymous
26th Mar 2019 7:20pm
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1st Apr 2019 4:40am
Blessed are the cheesemakers
they supplieth all thy needs
for cheesy comestibles
I will add this one, thank you for the inspirational comment :-))))))))
they supplieth all thy needs
for cheesy comestibles
I will add this one, thank you for the inspirational comment :-))))))))
1st Apr 2019 9:36pm
"Blessed are the Coffee Makers
For they keepeth us awake"
Need this one everyday :-)
For they keepeth us awake"
Need this one everyday :-)
26th Apr 2019 12:21pm
