Blessed Beatitudes (The sermon on the mount III)

 
Blessed are the Peace Makers
They helpeth us to appreciate entertaining war

Blessed are the Pace Makers
For sooth, that will prolong thy life

Blessed are the the Pie Makers
For they knoweth how simple Simon is

Blessed are the Holiday Makers
for they art sunburnt to a crisp

Blessed are the Boiler Makers
for they hath the power of thine bunny

Blessed are the Cabinet Makers
for thou art politicians that lieth for a living

Blessed are the Coffee Makers
For they keepeth us awake

Blessed are the Movie Makers
for they maketh young wenches lie on the casting couch

Blessed are the Dress Makers
for they remindeth thee of thy address

Blessed are the Match Makers
for the never goeth out on strike

Blessed are the Watch Makers
foe they maketh us watcheth porn

Blessed are the Noise Makers
for they maketh thy understanding what peace is

Blessed are the Money Makers
for they giveth charitable donations to the baby Jesus

Blessed are the Rain Makers
for long may thee reign

Blessed are the News Makers
for they Lieth and destroyeth innocent reputations

Blessed are the Home Makers
for rightly they are all women

blessed are the Toy Makers
for they selleth vibrators and butt plugs

Blessed are the Merry Makers
for they drinketh too much alcohol

Blessed are the King Makers
for thine is the kingdom of Burgers

Blessed are the Tool Makers
for they maketh tools for women to men sex changes

Blessed are the Hay Makers
For the thou art telegraphed punches that art funny

Blessed are the Map Makers
For they knoweth that the Earth is flat

Blessed are the Ice Makers
for they maketh nipples erect

Blessed are the Bed Makers
for they tucketh thee in and readeth thee story

Blessed are the Tea Makers
for thou art personal strainers

Blessed are the Wig Makers
for I, being bald, willt giveth thine a challenge

Blessed are the Wine Makers
for they moaneth and cryeth about everything

Blessed are the Cake Makers
for keepeth us portly or morbidly obesce

Blessed are the Shoe Makers
for they remindeth me that they haveth feet

Blessed are the Film Makers
for thou maketh hardcore porn

Blessed are the Trouble Makers
for thine can start a fight in an empty barn

Blessed are the Love Makers
for only thou remindeth me what an erection is for