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Thoughts of the Pimp Pastor

 “All I see is fools, bitches and riches congregated in one spot
A spiritual role model-motherfucka I’m definitely not,
 “Easy pussy and money-call it a religious hustle
Making my Earthly wishes come true, just by using my voice muscle,

“Those who come to church don’t stop doing your G thang
Organ bang and on the Lord’s nuts continue to swang,
 “For a pimp pastor preaching about the Promised Land
But when you arrive in Hell all a motherfucka can say is Damn!!

“I believe in Satan, but don’t worship-so I’m handling mine
And if I don’t act right I will see him in due time,
 “Now you Devil worshipers and religious puppets know the deal
So sensitive motherfuckas fuck how you truly feel,

 “Many say with God’s word I know how to represent
I give them a look like they just accidentally bit my dick,
 “That caused pain on my unholy pussy penetrator
Your opinion motherfucka-so see your ass later,

 “Leaving them confused, because my feelings is quite as kept
Regardless, it won’t stop me from getting my dick wet,
 “Pulling women like Pinhead be snatching skin
Speak some erotic sin then later I’m pushing deep in,

 “Like fine little mama passing around the collection plate
Just last night she swallowed this dick on our weekly fuck date,
 “Every Saturday night, she ride my dick like a bike
Now she’s up in the church and can’t walk right,

 “And my Deacon’s better known as the D-crew
I lost count on how many church ho’s we ran through,
 “Young, old, wives and the sanctified
Twist a couple of Bible verses and I’m opening up thighs,

 “I’m notified that the collection is overflowing and tight
Yes Lord yes I can make it rain at the strip club tonight,
 “Forcibly clearing my mind of camel toes and twerking behind
As I begin preaching my sermon to get church service inline”.
Written by CasketSharpe
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