The New National Pastime…

The New National Pastime…




Fuck baseball!

What's every young and well hung, red-blooded man’s new American dream?
Having her slurping lips 'round that slugger in your jeans!
And with some luck, maybe she'll even let you "practice hitting" in her 'yard
From your first "inning" to when the bottom of your ninth (inch)
Gets her in the stretch, her nipples all in a pinch
It'll be ball-busting' fun, watching her plump ass quiver
With her plush cheeks bouncing from the cock-slam you'll give her!

Nothing beats pounding her clutching cunt,
Plowing her tight, ripe pussy
Her hot meat-curtains juicy and slick
Clamping down hard when she creams on your dick!
The look in her eyes is amazing, gazing up at you
When she makes her squeeze-play, and coaxes your goo,
Your heavy loaded balls clench and...BATTER UP!
Thick, white wads of spunk spray as you bust a big nut,
And frozen ropes of sperm coat her corn-fed American butt!

She smiles at you saying "Since my daddy will never know..."
Next time you play, she'll let you have another go,
Will try for the GRAND SLAM (or should it be called "STEALING HOME"?)
The count of "two balls" will get you the green light,
To tag up her baby-batter's box on that night!
Make sure you hit hard, up her alley, up her gap!
Knock your hitters in, baby
Slide on home, score them all
'Cos when your line drives crash DEEP against her wall
 She prefers it more that it isn't a SAFE call...

Apple pie and baseball!
Sorry, they've been replaced,
By a new national sport,
Along with a new, All-American (Cream) Pie!
Across the nation man will be batting for.
The ultimate "homerun" with their Moans,
Blasting out their baby-makers,
Coming home in their heighten moans ballpark...
Hit for her cycle gays, swing hard for her fences,
And know it’s joy when she misses her menses!

Man yells — Play ball!

By nutbuster