creme prescription

I'm a fifty five year old virgin
and I went to the Doc,
Doc, my balls are a hurtin'
'n hard as a rock is my cock.

Doc , can you help me
I dont know what is wrong?

Well son, I hate to tell you but
you have a disease
fortunatly there's a cure
you can cure it with ease

Here is a cream I'll prescribe for you
just rub it on and you'll feel like new!

Gee Thanks Doc, I'll try it tonight
what are the specifics to make things go right?

Son, put two squirts in your hand
rub affected areas for 7 minutes
use on demand

When you run out just
give me a shout
that should learn you
what lifes all about