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National Hard Working Sexy Single Mothers Holiday

 
Lordie be Sug I do believe that they oughta' run your picture in a magazine, newspaper or something like that. 'Cause you're such an overly dedicated hard working woman. I mean if you weren't actually sinkin' in a river of debt, I'd say, "Quit that job and let 'em find another lackey to do their bidding for a few days.” And I know you're seriously depending on every dime to make ends meet. But babe, I'm seriously sick and tired of you working so much to the point where it seems like you're working yourself to the grave instead of working to make a living. They need to dedicate a holiday to women like you it should be known as The National Hard Working Sexy Single Mothers Holiday.

For shit sakes, I'm gonna complain and protest like hell declaring there ought to be some sort of a law against working that way! In fact, I feel like going up to your boss and telling 'em you're taking off this weekend to celebrate The National Hard Working Sexy Single Mothers Holiday.

Oh, honey, believe it or not, I can almost definitely feel the strain that your job is putting on you. It's no joke that you seriously need a much needed and deserved break from your unappreciative undeserving boss of yours whom you work for.  Hell if the union won't speak on your behalf, then I guess it's up to me to do so. Bossman needs to take your job and shove it up his arse because this lady of mine is taking a break to celebrate The National Hard Working Sexy Single Mothers Holiday!!

I sort of feel as though everyone at work is just taking advantage of your dependable hard-working loyalty and not giving you the credit you truly deserve. I mean is it not true that everybody likes a little time and a half for themselves to get away and recuperate after working themselves nearly half death!? Yeah,  we both know you're worth more than what you're being paid you need to get away this weekend and celebrate The National Hard Working Sexy Single Mothers Holiday!!

Yeah I think today is the day that I will call in sick for you and I'll be telling the truth because I'm sick and tired of them treating you this way.I'll tell them you've worked hard enough and long enough and you need time to get away so you can relax and celebrate The National Hard Working Sexy Single Mothers Holiday that you so deserve!!!
Written by ArcanceOdist (Gunney Recon Jack)
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Author's Note
This parody song is accredited to country artist Sammy Kershaw who sang "National Women's Working Holiday". He's always been a time-honored treasured country artist of mine who I've thoroughly enjoyed listening to during in the eighties. So since my girlfriend, AKA beloved Devildog Angel who is my eternal love looks like a dog to make ends meet constantly I thought I would take Sammy's song and turn it into a humorous satire song for my beloved.
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