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Lord Pym's Limerick
A debutante said to Lord Pym:
"Does your wife keep champagne in her quim?"
He replied: "No such luck,"
"Do you fart when you fuck?"
And he thought that was ten points to him.
"Does your wife keep champagne in her quim?"
He replied: "No such luck,"
"Do you fart when you fuck?"
And he thought that was ten points to him.
Published 12th Mar 2019
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Anonymous
12th Mar 2019 12:35pm
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12th Mar 2019 11:02pm
I'm always pleased to amuse m'lady.
There was a short but merry series of postings to one of the Goodreads groups, from ladies who admitted to having farts squeezed out of them during sex.
There was a short but merry series of postings to one of the Goodreads groups, from ladies who admitted to having farts squeezed out of them during sex.
Anonymous
12th Mar 2019 11:06pm
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12th Mar 2019 12:54pm
12th Mar 2019 11:08pm
Dear Sir: please accept my apologies for having offended you yet again!
This very vulgar poem was inspired by a half-remembered old limerick which I heard decades ago. In fact, that was a published limerick with the first line: "I sat by the Duchess at tea", and is one of a collection in a book:
"The History of Farting" by Benjamin Bart. I recommend it!
This very vulgar poem was inspired by a half-remembered old limerick which I heard decades ago. In fact, that was a published limerick with the first line: "I sat by the Duchess at tea", and is one of a collection in a book:
"The History of Farting" by Benjamin Bart. I recommend it!
13th Mar 2019 00:31am
Speaking of farting and guys named Benjamin. Old Ben Franklin was known to rip one, every now and then, in the presence of English and French nobility.
Agast, he left his high born audience speechless, when with a grin he would declare " I'm an American, so I fart proudly.
Agast, he left his high born audience speechless, when with a grin he would declare " I'm an American, so I fart proudly.
