EARLY MORNING FIRE
Hi, I'm your randy bedside bloke,
Come to give you your morning poke,
Bodily favours to bestow
As I stir your inner fire's glow.
I've got well practiced in the ways
Of setting women's hearts ablaze,
So in my arms they willing go,
Burn off remaining libido.
Sometimes onto your back you roll,
All things soon get out of control.
Sometimes you cowgirl me - yee hah!
Let my hands play at being bra.
Sometimes you let me get behind
Your butt, on which you let me grind,
While you're on all fours on the hay
As we make love the doggy way.
Our bit of 'wild, wicked and rude'
Gets us both in the wake-up mood.
With heads held high, no languid stoop,
To bathroom we soul naked troop.