Da Sound Ya Booty Makes

I love da sound ya booty makes
Slappin' against your sister and me
While we're all doin' da doggy style  
On ya momma's new coloured shag pile    
Horny young boys, forever slappin’  
Ya booty, in da high school class    
Even some curious gals, slip in a quick feel  
While flashing their hallway entry pass  
Da sound ya booty makes, ya must be using an amplifier  
With a whole lot of fucking bass    
Next time though, try turning the trebble up  
And turning down that fucking bass, just in case    
This morning I woke up stiff, like dead  
Then picked up the paper and read my obituary    
I didn't feel that great, after we had done the missionary  
Wish I was more of a future visionary    
Shit, I haven't even ironed my black shirt  
For my very last day of hot sunlight    
Will I need to take a jumbo suitcase  
Or maybe just some shorts and thongs  
On my mystery ticket, one-way flight  
Da sound ya booty was a making  
Was maybe way too loud, last night  
And put me in, like a clothes dryer spin    
The police came by to check it all out  
With some mace, just when I was ‘bout to sin    
Everyone's got an unusual craze in life  
Mine just happened to put me in a daze    
Should've taken a much deeper breath  
When going down between ya momma's thighs    
Send flowers to my bitches and hoes  
And never ever forget, ya niggas nice ways    
Always tried to satisfy the whole damn world  
But still hearing some sad arse sighs    
I like da sound ya booty makes  
Reminds me of a dance track  
Played by the DJ, named Georgie O’Kay  
While everyone dances to a beat  
I'm hard at work, trying to get ya  
To get down lower and pretend to play.
Written by Fetchitnow
Published | Edited 20th Oct 2019
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© Fetchitnow
17 October 2019.
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