Bach bashin'

Bach is a chain of snails, man.
 
hail a shaman cab, man.  Bach? His bash, his cash, his hash, man.
in a shaman's lab, in a shaman cabal, man.
 
In a snail's canal, man.
 
sh!!  sh!!
 
Bach's a mail scam, a lich,
 as banal as a snail's anal canal.
 
Ach!  Ach! Aaaach... SH!
...  
shaman cab?!  shaman cab?!
Cash n' hash!  cash n' hash!
 
Sh!  Sh, man!!
 
CASH N' HASH!! CASH N' HASH!!
 
ah, man...  
 
Bach is snail clam.  A clam's anal canal.  A cabal of snail clams.
A clam-snail clash, is Bach.  
 
Bah!  Him is a shaman.  Him is a main ham!  Him is cash in mail, ha!
 
Shaman cab!  Shaman cab!  
 
Is a scam, man.  An' Bach?  Him is nails, man.  Nails!
 
Snails!
 
Nails!
 
Snails!
 
Nails!
 
...    
 
Slabs of ham.   mmmmm... ah man... ham slabs, lamb slabs, 'n' clam slabs.
mm-mm-mm...  
 
sh sh sh sh...
 
hm?  is shaman cab?  
 
nah.  is Bach's snail anal canal.  Ha!  HA! Him ails man!
 
Ach!  Ach!  Bah!  Bach is cash 'n' hash.  Him is a bash, man
 
[bails in Shaman cab]
 
hm... Bach is sham, man.
Cash 'n' hash!  Cash 'n' hash!
... Cash 'n' hash?
 
Nah, man.
 
Bah!!