Hello, my name is Zoe

Hello, my name is Zoe.
I am one.
I live at home with my parents and my dog, Biscuit.
I like to draw on my bedroom walls.
When I grow up, I want to be a princess.
I am the happiest girl in the world.

Hello, my name is Zoe.
I am four.
I live at home with my parents, my brother Marcus, and my dog Biscuit.
I like to throw mommy's keys in the toilet.
When I grow up, I want to be a ballerina.
I am the happiest girl in the world.

Hello, my name is Zoe.
I am six.
I live at home with my parents and my dog Biscuit.
I like to play t-ball with daddy.
When I grow up, I want to be a doctor.
I am the happiest girl in the world.

Hello, my name is Zoe.
I am eight.
I live at home with my mom, my stepdad Daniel, my step-sister Crystal, and my dog Biscuit.
I like to read comic books during recess.
When I grow up, I want to be a superhero.
I am the happiest girl in the world.

Hello, my name is Zoe.
I am thirteen.
I live at home with my mom and my dog Biscuit.
I like to cry in the bathroom when the other kids make fun of me.
When I grow up, I want to be a poet.
I am the happiest girl in the world.

Hello, my name is Zoe.
I am seventeen.
I live at home with my mom.
I like... I like... I don't know what I like.
What do I want to be when I grow up?
I am the happiest girl in the world.

Hello, my name is Zoe.
I am fifty.
I live at home with my wife Sally and our two dogs, Max and Peanut.
I like to write poetry, paint pictures, and play t-ball with my grandson.
I grew up to be what I always wanted to be,
The happiest girl in the world.