Sexless marriage solution

Sexless marriage solution
 
Sure she cleans and she vacuums
The floors never looked so good  
But I can tell she never took shop  
Does nothing with morning wood  
Can bake a cookie and frost a cake  
And her crockpot meals are to die for  
But mention about taking a shower  
together  
She laughs and says there’ll be no time for  
Laundry gets done , my shirts get ironed
The bed sheets are all ways fresh and        clean  
But I’m hoping that just once in life  
A black light alarm goes off , if you know what I mean  
The yard looks nice , her car gets washed  
She even fills it with gas  
But my swollen cock , in now three years  
Has yet to touch the crack of her ass
So  I mentioned in brief , therapy would be good  
To get our relationship on course  
You know talk about why sex is missing  
And save us from yet another  divorce  
So I opened up , to the woman therapist  
And laid our sex troubles on the line  
The wife was there nodding her head  
Agreeing as if everything was fine  
The hour was over in record time  
With The therapist having a comment to make  
Separate sessions might be better  
Because of course our marriage was at stake  
The wife left first , shaking her head  
With concern about another appointment next week  
With friends at work and family  around  
Shes doubting she could keep these meetings  discreet  
I shook the therapist hand and grabbed my coat  
Then reached down on the chair for my hat  
A pinch was felt on my left butt cheek
Now I’m wondering if I was imagining that  
I reached the door and turned around  
As she finished unbuttoning her top button
She said “I’ll clear my schedule for two hours  
I’ll text the positions ... er ..... issues I think we should work on,  
I looked in her eyes and gave her a smile  
She in turn gave me a wink  
I laughed and said “ I’ll be on time “  
She said “ Oh Rome wasn’t built in a day . This issue will be hard and long   , don’t you think ?”