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Sexy Rexy

I know a guy whose name is Rex
You know where this is going
He wrote about prossies and sex
And how they enjoyed blowing

Now Aussie's are a wee bit rude
I know a guy whose name is Rex
Each line he penned was really crude
He paid for ladies with bounced cheques

His favourite bands all wore latex
He was an age-ed rocker
I know a guy whose name is Rex
Who sang about The Shocker

Now don't mistake him for a fool
He rhymes a quick reflex
I think he's fabulously cool
I know a guy whose name is Rex.
Sky_dancer
Written by Sky_dancer (The Cosmic Dragon)
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Author's Note
To my new best friend Sexy Rexy <3
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