Stupid Cupid

Cupid are you blind?  
Why are you wasting your time?
Playing Russian roulette with all our lives
 
Peaking at me with heart eye emojis  
Mayhem’s is all you’ve shown me
We’re not even friends, you don’t even know me
 
Maybe I like being alone  
No one can visit if no one’s home
Flying around on your little mission
But when did you ever ask my permission  
 
You stupid little cherub, how dare you try and ensnare us
If you want me to fall in love fight me man to man  
Wing to fist, give me the chance to prevent this
 
If you want to fix something how about your fashion  
Concerned with my passion, you’re in line for a bashin  
Put on a shirt and some pants  
And just leave love to chance  
 
 
Cupid… you really are stupid  
You annoying little rat  
Controlling the mouse and the cat
Making us puppets on strings  
Making fools give fools rings  
Your help isn’t wanted or needed
If love were a book I wouldn’t ever read it  
 
So here is your chance to do something great  
Put down your bow before it’s too late  
I’ve said my peace, no need for debate  
Just stay far from me and they’ll be no more mistakes…