he knew she was a meanie..
an entitled brat from the bad girls club
but he was bound to serve her
cuz it was this heifer
who happened to find this genie in a bottle
buried in the sand
she rubbed it with both of her hands
hating how she smeared him with
her undeserving fingers
begrudgingly he asked
''how may i serve thee?''
she replied..full of pompousness
i wanna be the belle of the ball
i want all eyes on me
i want all the men to fall under my spell
succumb to my timeless beauty
and my phat azz booty..
give me the irresistible allure of Aphrodite
make me into a mighty seductress
that all men will bow down to and
pledge unto me their swords and their souls
a sly grin graces his face
''your wish is my command''
and thus he blessed her
with mystical beauteous features
a creature like none other
gifting her eyes that cast spells instantly upon gaze
sultry lips full of orgasmic promise
a smooth glowing...flowing skin tone
graced with a goddess' voluptuousness
curvaceous breasts...nurturing doorbell nipples
hips to cradle a man's lust
between her snap-back honeypot
accentuating the roundness of a perfectly
that would eternally pass gas
unexpectedly..White Castle type gas
lactose intolerant type gas
that would seep out hot..humid and moist..
every time she talked to a man
fumigating sexy conversations with
the scent of her bodily sewage
cast as the redolence of the one catch
that accompanied a wish gifted
from an irritated genie...