Ode to the Forbidden Fruit

It was not the apple 🍎
That was the cause
Of the man's downfall
Rather, it was the avocado
 
With green snakeskin hide 🐍
And a stone hardcore heart
The avocado is Satan’s pride
In the shape of the serpent’s eye
 
What other fruit could Eve
Use to tempt Adam's integrity,
A tender fig or fuzzy kiwi?
Or maybe a shiny cherry?
 
Offer a peach to an outlaw biker
And you'll get punched
Give him an avocado
And you'll get a hug
 
For strawberries nor nectarines
Compliment beer and football 🏈
Like the virile macho avocado
 
Primitive hardy with beefy flesh
Nothing says, "Masculinity"
Like a bowl of guacamole
 
#PabloNeruda