A Southern Breeze

It broke like fallen glass  
at a savage, brutal speed  
Straight out of my arse
I was surprised indeed  

It sounded like a fog horn  
as it smashed through my front door  
Tearing across the green lawn  
with a foul and ghastly roar  

Down the street it swept  
A putrid hurricane  
First responders couldn't intercept  
my tornado of methane  
It turned the lovely town  
into an apocalyptic hell  
Giving everything a brown,  
septic sort of smell  
Streets covered with debris  
buildings blown apart  
This shall go down in history  
as my greatest ever fart
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