Oyster monster

The
Oi
Oi
Oyster
Monster
Was
Once
An
Oi
Oi
Oyster
Peddler.
Often
Seen
In
London
On
The
Road
A
Smile
And
A
Wheelbarrow
But
A
Rival
Seller
A
Gangster
Felt
Anger
Planned
The
Murder
Bought
A
Hammer
Hit
The
Fella
Hard
Badly
Hurt
Damage
Head
Soon
Dead
Stole
Money
Stole
Stock
Hid
Body
In
Barrell
Nailed
Shut
Weighed
Down
With
Heavy
Rocks
River
Thames
Not
Found
Not
The
End.
He
Rose
Up
Again
He
Killed
The
Killer
Killed
His
Freinds
If
You
Say
"Oi
Oi
Oyster
Monster
Oi
Oi
Oyster
Peddler."
You
Will
Find
A
Shell
Under
Your
Pillow
That
Means
The
Monster
Will
Kill
You
Tomorrow.