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Crab Meat

Oh Jezeballs
My crabs have declared World War III and a half
In my jockey shorts tonight.

My favorite crabette Cleo
Is leading a rebellion
Down there.

She is content to rule
My hairy left nut
With a vengeance.

I am out of Rid X
And will have to use a home remedy
I learned from Mother Hoodoo Voodoo DooDoo.

Head lice now that ain't nice
Crabs stop them crotch grabs
Or I will invite Michael Jackson for a sleep over.

My favorite crab Cleo
Has got her own website
And 900 number now
Call her for a pubic reading
And please get her out of my hair.
Written by DouglasWayne (Douglas)
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