Our cock whacking and why

Our cock whacking and why
 
 
This written piece is going to be fun. I’m really going to grab a hold this one and squeeze hard, pulling and yanking and tugging on it with ardor, massaging it until the material spurts out all over these pages in big globs of well-captioned paragraphs.
 
Sticky Salty Paragraphs

Now, for some reason, I know this topic fascinates women, and I assume not only does it sort of turn them on but there likely is a curiosity factor as well. Interested to find out maybe, if their bean-flick age is akin to our beanstalk storage, or maybe they wonder if our own need to play with ourselves is driven by something totally different than them.
My hope is — that after you read this — you will have a better idea.
 
So, we will talk.

We will talk about us — from the masculine gender — and what we do, as we often ease back in our chairs, unzip our pants, pull out our members, and thrust up and down repeatedly until the pre cum surfaces. And as we continue on until we reach our orgasm and our already pathetic cognitive function becomes even more deplorable, while we smile a sigh of relief on the inside, and sometimes even on the out, reveling in our amazing and grand accomplishment of pulling cum from our own balls.
So proud, we would pat ourselves on the back for our virile self-indulgent sexual prowess — but lest we forget — there is big ole wad of cum in our hands, we once again misjudged the napkin-to-semen ratio and made another mess, and besides, nobody wants to see a white spot on the back of a Brooks Brothers pinstripe button-down.
So lean in for this one or lean back — either way, we are gonna bust this nut right open.
I’m planning on covering the psychological aspects of “dude, did I really just whack off to that?” kind of guilt; the ways we logistically run around the house and lock the doors, so we can ensure we can rub one out in peace when you aren’t looking — which is every day; the sometimes disturbing frequency of our cock whack age, which may give you pause; why we look at porn how it nothing to do with your ass size; the growth in our psyches from adolescence through adulthood on this particular topic; the ways — and yes, there are different ways — that we actually do it; and yes, even some butt stuff too.
 
By nutbuster