Beer can Elvis

Beer can Elvis is walking in an off-licence
Elvis: Can I have a six pack of beer mam?
Clerk: Cash or card?
Elvis: I want it as a gift
Clerk: Why do you think you deserve it ?
Elvis: I am a celebrity the famous beer can Elvis
Clerk: You are a long way from Memphis
Elvis: You know who the King of rock and roll is ?
Clerk: Yes his dead and buried
Elvis: Elvis's body died but his spirit never did. It lives on in me.
Clerk: I am a black female  and I look more like the king of rock and roll than you
Elvis: Look at my hair
Clerk: You are bald sir
Elvis: Look my fancy suit
Clerk: You are naked sir
Elvis: Look at my blue suede shoes
Clerk: Those are dirty feet stained with puke
Elvis : You ain't nothing but a hound dog
Clerk: Correct sir I am a female black labrador
Elvis: How you run a store ?
Clerk: I am a dog in a kennel
Elvis: Look a dog toy and water bowl, it appears to be true. Sorry to bother you mam before I go What's your name ?
Clerk: Priscilla presley do you remember me my love
Elvis: You are the crazy Elvis impersonator I bit on the butt
Clerk: Yes thank you very much