My farts are so deadly you wouldn't
If you catch one downwind you will
Struggle to breathe.
They're ghastly and gassy and noxiously.
Should you eat whilst one breaks it will
Taste like my bowel.
So please heed my warning wear gas
Masks when needed,
Be sure to take care when enclosed with
Although they be silent they're in fact
And napalm is nothing as my trumps
Melt your face.
Now bottom burps may be the cause of
But not when the stains in your pants
Are left after.
Because sometimes you think you have
Farted, but no!
You've actually sharted and then there is