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The Shart

My farts are so deadly you wouldn't
  Believe!
If you catch one downwind you will
  Struggle to breathe.
They're ghastly and gassy and noxiously.
  Foul,
Should you eat whilst one breaks it will
  Taste like my bowel.

So please heed my warning wear gas
   Masks when needed,
Be sure to take care when enclosed with
   Bum-cheeses.
Although they be silent they're in fact
   Toxic waste,
And napalm is nothing as my trumps
   Melt your face.

Now bottom burps may be the cause of
   Some laughter,
But not when the stains in your pants
   Are left after.
Because sometimes you think you have
   Farted, but no!
You've actually sharted and then there is
   Woe!
Sky_dancer
Written by Sky_dancer (The Cosmic Dragon)
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