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The 12 Miseries of Christmas (4)
I2 Days Of Christmas (Revisited)
On the first day or Christmas, my father gave to me
1 Hour of Shouting
And a fast track to A and E
On the second day or Christmas, my father gave to me
2 Blackened Eyes
1,..................... etc
On the third day or Christmas, my father gave to me
3 Teeth Missing
2,..................... etc
On the forth day or Christmas, my father gave to me
4 Cracked Ribs
3,..................... etc
On the fifth day or Christmas, my father gave to me
5 Bible Verses
4,..................... etc
On the sixth day or Christmas, my father gave to me
6 Knock Out Punches
5,..................... etc
On the seventh day or Christmas, my father gave to me
7 Thundering Slaps
6,..................... etc
On the eighth day or Christmas, my father gave to me
8 Purple Bruises
7,..................... etc
On the ninth day or Christmas, my father gave to me
9 Battle Scars
8,..................... etc
On the tenth day or Christmas, my father gave to me
10 Rods not Spared
9,..................... etc
On the eleventh day or Christmas, my father gave to me
11 Good Hard Kicks
10,..................... etc
On the twelveth day or Christmas, my father gave to me
12 Broken Bones
11,..................... etc
And a fast track to A and E
On the first day or Christmas, my father gave to me
1 Hour of Shouting
And a fast track to A and E
On the second day or Christmas, my father gave to me
2 Blackened Eyes
1,..................... etc
On the third day or Christmas, my father gave to me
3 Teeth Missing
2,..................... etc
On the forth day or Christmas, my father gave to me
4 Cracked Ribs
3,..................... etc
On the fifth day or Christmas, my father gave to me
5 Bible Verses
4,..................... etc
On the sixth day or Christmas, my father gave to me
6 Knock Out Punches
5,..................... etc
On the seventh day or Christmas, my father gave to me
7 Thundering Slaps
6,..................... etc
On the eighth day or Christmas, my father gave to me
8 Purple Bruises
7,..................... etc
On the ninth day or Christmas, my father gave to me
9 Battle Scars
8,..................... etc
On the tenth day or Christmas, my father gave to me
10 Rods not Spared
9,..................... etc
On the eleventh day or Christmas, my father gave to me
11 Good Hard Kicks
10,..................... etc
On the twelveth day or Christmas, my father gave to me
12 Broken Bones
11,..................... etc
And a fast track to A and E
Published 17th Dec 2018
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