Alcohol oracle

Officer what do you mean you are charging me with being drunk and disorderly?
I drink for the betterment of all humanity
I have a higher IQ when under the influence of booze
I know it all I  am the alcohol oracle
I find my knowledge in a whisky bottle
Bury me in a whisky barrel
The problem is when you are a pissed genius and sharing wisdom on the preferable route to Atlantis no one listens to it
I  am Einstein with a bottle of wine
I could solve world hunger sipping cheap cider
I can recite King Lear in-between sips of beer
If you do a pub quiz I know every answer but I will need to  open a bottle of vodka
I can take you to the holy grail but first buy me some real Ale
Let me guess you are going to take to the cells?
I know it all officer I am the Alcohol Oracle.