Jingle Bells: AVP Style

Jingle bells,
Corpses smell,
The Xeno Queen lays more eggs;
Weyland Yutani did something naughty,
Oops, there goes my leg.
Jingle bells,
Shotgun shells,
The Predators are now here;
The hunt has begun, you better run,
It's just that time of year.

Running through the woods,
Not once looking back,
Gotta protect my goods,
Or risk getting attacked.
Have to get of here,
To keep my skull intact,
Can't give into my fears,
Or a Xeno will stab my ass.

Jingle bells,
Corpses smell,
The Xeno Queen lays more eggs;
Weyland Yutani did something naughty,
Oops, there goes my leg.
Jingle bells,
Shotgun shells,
The Predators are now here;
The hunt has begun, you better run,
It's just that time of year.

It seems my luck has left,
For I stumble upon a hive,
I prepare myself for death,
There's no way I will survive.
Just when all hope seems lost,
The hunters then arrive,
They both bare scars from the last time they fought,
They battle, and I escape alive.

Jingle bells,
Corpses smell,
The Xeno Queen lays more eggs;
Weyland Yutani did something naughty,
Oops, there goes my leg.
Jingle bells,
Shotgun shells,
The Predators are now here;
The hunt has begun, you better run,
It's just that time of year.

I've got no place to go,
My teammates are all gone,
The battlefield is covered with snow,
It's hard to tell who had won.
Then a surviving hunter marks me,
He says I earned the right,
I wonder if this is all a dream,
As it was my first fight.

Jingle bells,
Corpses smell,
The Xenos are now dead;
The hunt is over, it's like I had a four-leaved clover,
I manage to avoid my death bed.
Jingle bells,
Shotgun shells,
Bastards I want my pay!
It was one hell of a ride, though not a good time,
Yet I lived to see another day.