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Bumping Ugly

You're the grape in my salad dear,  
The lime in my tea,  
The skittles in my popcorn,
The jam in my beans.  

Don't know why I like you,  
Your face is a mess,  
Your body's like play dough,  
With large, ample breasts.  
 
Can't say to my friends,  
That our uglies are bumping,  
This freakiest fuck fest,  
Like rabbits we're jumping.  
 
It's hard to confess,  
How I'm digging on you,  
I'd rather divulge,  
That I'm eating my poo.  
 
It all looks so wrong,  
But it feels so right,  
My body reacts,  
But my god you're a fright!  
 
Can't possibly screw you,  
In front of the mirror,  
And see myself banged,  
By this sexy dog's dinner.  
 
Now you peak at a four,  
While I'm dressed to the nines,  
Let's hope twenty years on,  
You improve like this wine.  
 
Couldn't tell you my preference -  
Your face or your sack.  
If I'm gonna be honest,  
Not a difference they lack.  
 
Dont want to sound cruel,  
When I tell you you're minging,  
But I dont give a shit,  
'Cause your cock leaves me stinging.  
 
Can't open my eyes,  
When you fuck from above,  
But I'm seriously fucked,  
Now I think I'm in love!
Sky_dancer
Written by Sky_dancer (The Cosmic Dragon)
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