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Ho Ho Ho OH Yeah!
.
Twas the night before Xmas
Shhh
not a creature stirred..
Well..
That was until
Oopsie me in bend
Revealed more than actually
required
Enough to stir one from
sleepy slumber unto full
Wakefulness
Ho ho ho OH!!! Yeah!
Twas the night before Xmas
Shhh
not a creature stirred..
Well..
That was until
Oopsie me in bend
Revealed more than actually
required
Enough to stir one from
sleepy slumber unto full
Wakefulness
Ho ho ho OH!!! Yeah!
Published 6th Dec 2018
Author's Note
It's festive no?
×D
×D
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6th Dec 2018 6:49am
Yes Santa season is coming! Did think from title it would be a cheeky read, and am not disappointed.Ho Ho Ho about to go on to Yo Ho Ho"
6th Dec 2018 7:08am
6th Dec 2018 9:09am
Whimsical delightful way to cause your man to awake...well done my dear...
6th Dec 2018 9:17am
6th Dec 2018 9:19am
Anonymous
6th Dec 2018 10:24am
What a lovely Christmas breakfast, lunch, dinner and pudding! With all the trimmings! J😋😉😁
6th Dec 2018 10:48am
6th Dec 2018 6:38pm
