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The Way I Am

My friends and family
Always say the same
"Why you don't ever call me"
They just fuckin bore me
It ain't my fault they're lame
I spend 90% of my time on my game
The other 10% I'm swingin' in boredoms tree
Sometimes I wish I had a blunt
For the bullshit they all say
I just let it go from ear to ear
Like a field goal I just punt
I'd be pissy drunk if I drank beer
From every report that they'd cheer
If you asked me they're fuckin liars
That shoud be thrown inside my fryers
Fuck your gossip
Fuck your flyers
That shit is trash like my daughter's diapers
I'm a loner wit a boner
For the hermit life to live
Scooped it up when I was a stoner
With no fucks to give
I guess from there it kinda grew
Evolving deep inside my bones
I don't question it nor should you
When I detox I get the Jones
Now I know just what you're thinkin
I ain't lazy so fuck you too
I'm so far from that lazy shit
That's one shoe that I can't fit
I love the life I lead
If it were my way I'd be with the bears
But I'm not wit that beastial seed
My true love's with pussy hairs
So if you just so happen to be
One of my "friends" or so called "family"
Than you'd best take heed like Uncle Sam
Stop questioning me with the third degree
And just accept me for The Way I Am

Written by Sex_on_the_Joe (Joe-D)
Author's Note
inspired by To Love Myself competition entry
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