Mistaken [Part 1]

***Lyrical Humour***


alone in this cold world without a friend by me
blown by this old girl, thought she was chinese
took a step back - she was darker than Hershey
she was looking for a fuckfest, "fuck me please"
told her to undress; you wouldn't believe what i see.
a jungle, a forest, and two bubble bees
she went down like a hornet; stuffed her tree
she bent down like a whorette;
wait... is that Pamela's double dees?
fuck no, let's regress. Its Tim... from grade three.
now i'm worried, thinking about HIV
wondering why this had to happen to me
rushed to the toilet... really had to pee
flushed my rolex between the blood stained seat
pants at my ankles; hands rushed to my feet
stuck in the washroom - i really need to creep
now i'm waiting for Tim to fall asleep  
to meet my girl and tell her "i'm a cheat,
caught HIV by a man standing five foot three.."