Multi-tasking

 

Most men cannot multitask they say
It seems were just not wired that way
Unless of course we are actually gay
Or its tranny or trans you portray
Women have it all in spades
Along with other accolades
But men can multitask as well
Those feminists I must repel
On their theory I must trample
Here's just a few examples


Multi-basqueing

We can study images of women in Basques
And masturbate furiously
We can take pictures out of our wank bank
On ladies in skimpies and masturbate furiously
We can sniff a worn sweaty Basque
And masturbate furiously

Multi-masking

We can be two faced and tell you I love you
We wear a mask of our cum face
While furiously masturbating
We ware a brave mask like we're successful
But we're failures apart from bopping our bishop

Multi-basking

Like basking sharks we can have our mouth wide open
With a head full of nothing
We bask in the glory of our own ego
Whilst masturbating furiously
We bask in our sinful nature thinking of a sexy Nun
We choke our chicken

Multi-asking

We can ask for sex and be fuckin annoying
We can ask for a blow job and ask you to swallow
We can ask silently for a blowjob
Whilst masturbating furiously
We can ask you about your affair
Getting horny enough to rip our cock off

Multi-flasking

We can drink flasks of hot soup
And fish without catching anything
We can drink many flasks of beer
And furiously masturbate on the night bus
If you put two pieces of raw liver in a flask
You can wank inside it

In conclusion

your theory's wrong, it must be said
and now's the time to put that to bed
and if you don't want it, we'll masturbate
jerking it off at an astounding rate
whilst thinking of you sister or mother
you're father, your cousin and your brother
wanking and thinking is two different tasks