Dear Asshole,

 Left alone for New Year's;
gah, you're fucking great!
You promised to call me every day
so I sit by my phone and wait.
But all I get's a single text saying
"Don't worry, I've landed safe"
and that is all I hear from you
for the rest of your fucking stay.

You're a selfish fucking liar
and after 14 months of "love"
I'd at least expect some form of respect,
but all you've done is shove me aside
because you have to get your priorities straight
and that's to fucking drink
your heart out until you're fucking drunk
just so you can say you can fucking hold your drink!

And then you expect me to believe it when you say
"I won't do anything stupid - you know me."
Well apparently I must cos I knew you'd never call.
So why when I said to you
"Don't make promises you can't keep"
did you say you'd honour this one?
You've made it all fucking worse.

I don't know if what I feel is love anymore
you're just too self-involved
so how can what we have
even be called a relationship?

All I asked for was one call -
a single call a day.
Just so I know you still care
and that you are okay.

If I don't hear from you on New Year's
you won't be the only one out being a fuckhead.
So get your fucking priorities straight
cos if I'm not one of them, I'm out.