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The Wrong Number
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
3:00AM
Ring ring
My eyes glance over at my alarm clock
This better be a man or whoever else’s ears will be on a chopping block
And sleep is refusing to come by a long shot
I lifted my BlackBerry, speak to me, yawns sure to follow
I want to hold the back of your neck to my dick and groan out as you swallow
Pardon me, this is Sweet Ey…
Yes, the woman I met in the bar who softly tongued me, without any questions or whys
No, handsome one, I think you have the wrong…
Wait, you told me if I needed to talk, and I won’t keep you that long
Listen, I do not…
Baby your soft voice is giving me a fucking hard cock
I do not know who you are…
Can I come over sexy I do not live that far
This call…
A simple yes, I’ve got the wine, honey, blindfold and all
Wait, but this is…
The beautiful woman who I want to lick her clit
And will allow my tongue to snake inside and taste her sweet wet slit
My name…
Once I’m inside I’ll make you go insane,
Feeling the intense of your pussy pulsating, pleasing is my game
Hum, but…
Beautiful, I won’t disappoint you, and I have a backup of nutt
Umm, you don’t say…
So, can I cum over and play
Do…
Come on baby let’s see this thing through, just me and you
I looked over at my spare pillow
Body is so willing, heart, and soul in tow
Umm, I sure would like to feel how his dick flows
I need…
Everything I have will bring you to your knees
I live at the Golden Gates…
You wrote it in my palm after you allowed me a quick taste
I will see…
In a minute, have on something red, and looking fancy free
I plan on making love throughout the night, to the powers that be
The reception went dead
Lucky for him I do have on the color red
Serves him right for not letting me get a word in edgewise
It would had been nice, had he surrendered my pussy climatic outcries
While he’s glazing down into my passionate soft smoky eyes
That would had been a wrong number blessing in disguise
Sadly, I am not his intended one for a body to softly browse
And for me to orally arouse
I looked down at my see-through red camisole
It would had been nice for someone ramming his dick in me while my back is pressed against the wall
Mm…that rogue voice with a Texan southern drawl
Bucking we with his hard cock twisting inside me with his hard curve ball
Umm first cum, first call, for the good of it all
Always please a queen on your knees
A King always rules with his oral and dick giving expertise
Stealing my breath bit by bit
Teasing it, pleasing it, licking it, sticking it
My intercom buzzed
This late, I’m only still up because
I pressed my intercom, can I help you
Ah, yes, how do you do
Texas southern drawl, really? Is this for real
My very own hard package delivery deal
I’m lost, I was looking for someone
This stallion does not know, if I let him enter he has already won
I’m sorry, yes
I’m looking for someone I’ve just met
She was this gorgeous woman, and she gave me this address
The Texas southern drawl is a weakening factor no less
Hands feeling all over my body, his tongue licking over my neck, his gentle encroaching caress
Wrong number, now the wrong address, for a voice I’ve never met, but yet
Serves him right for ringing my door
Maybe I should be bold and just even the score
Are you still there
I never was a woman to play fair
I’m not this woman you thoroughly seek
Spirit to deny is winning, but the flesh is still weak
My apologies to you is all that was said
Wrong number, wrong address, and once again, an empty bed
3:00AM
Ring ring
My eyes glance over at my alarm clock
This better be a man or whoever else’s ears will be on a chopping block
And sleep is refusing to come by a long shot
I lifted my BlackBerry, speak to me, yawns sure to follow
I want to hold the back of your neck to my dick and groan out as you swallow
Pardon me, this is Sweet Ey…
Yes, the woman I met in the bar who softly tongued me, without any questions or whys
No, handsome one, I think you have the wrong…
Wait, you told me if I needed to talk, and I won’t keep you that long
Listen, I do not…
Baby your soft voice is giving me a fucking hard cock
I do not know who you are…
Can I come over sexy I do not live that far
This call…
A simple yes, I’ve got the wine, honey, blindfold and all
Wait, but this is…
The beautiful woman who I want to lick her clit
And will allow my tongue to snake inside and taste her sweet wet slit
My name…
Once I’m inside I’ll make you go insane,
Feeling the intense of your pussy pulsating, pleasing is my game
Hum, but…
Beautiful, I won’t disappoint you, and I have a backup of nutt
Umm, you don’t say…
So, can I cum over and play
Do…
Come on baby let’s see this thing through, just me and you
I looked over at my spare pillow
Body is so willing, heart, and soul in tow
Umm, I sure would like to feel how his dick flows
I need…
Everything I have will bring you to your knees
I live at the Golden Gates…
You wrote it in my palm after you allowed me a quick taste
I will see…
In a minute, have on something red, and looking fancy free
I plan on making love throughout the night, to the powers that be
The reception went dead
Lucky for him I do have on the color red
Serves him right for not letting me get a word in edgewise
It would had been nice, had he surrendered my pussy climatic outcries
While he’s glazing down into my passionate soft smoky eyes
That would had been a wrong number blessing in disguise
Sadly, I am not his intended one for a body to softly browse
And for me to orally arouse
I looked down at my see-through red camisole
It would had been nice for someone ramming his dick in me while my back is pressed against the wall
Mm…that rogue voice with a Texan southern drawl
Bucking we with his hard cock twisting inside me with his hard curve ball
Umm first cum, first call, for the good of it all
Always please a queen on your knees
A King always rules with his oral and dick giving expertise
Stealing my breath bit by bit
Teasing it, pleasing it, licking it, sticking it
My intercom buzzed
This late, I’m only still up because
I pressed my intercom, can I help you
Ah, yes, how do you do
Texas southern drawl, really? Is this for real
My very own hard package delivery deal
I’m lost, I was looking for someone
This stallion does not know, if I let him enter he has already won
I’m sorry, yes
I’m looking for someone I’ve just met
She was this gorgeous woman, and she gave me this address
The Texas southern drawl is a weakening factor no less
Hands feeling all over my body, his tongue licking over my neck, his gentle encroaching caress
Wrong number, now the wrong address, for a voice I’ve never met, but yet
Serves him right for ringing my door
Maybe I should be bold and just even the score
Are you still there
I never was a woman to play fair
I’m not this woman you thoroughly seek
Spirit to deny is winning, but the flesh is still weak
My apologies to you is all that was said
Wrong number, wrong address, and once again, an empty bed
Published 27th Oct 2018
| Edited 9th Apr 2021
Author's Note
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
James Thurber
James Thurber
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27th Oct 2018 4:58am
you teased the man good for you now a empty bed you see as for me be not that way
push the door in grab you toss back on the bed
as you have your way me
sweet paice
push the door in grab you toss back on the bed
as you have your way me
sweet paice
27th Oct 2018 5:27am
Mm...I do hope you have brought the honey, wine and the blindfold. I have the sweet cupcake...thanks for reading love, always. Have a great evening as well handsome
27th Oct 2018 5:32am
27th Oct 2018 5:40am
Mm, I love memories in the making. Be blessed as well, and enjoy the remaining of your day:-)
27th Oct 2018 5:30am
27th Oct 2018 5:42am
Coming from you that means a lot, and thanks for reading and then commenting. Make this day count in all you do and say
Anonymous
27th Oct 2018 7:20am
You have created your own poetic universe in here, where each poem sparks the birth of an other star. Not sure even the most hardened of angels would venture....they'd blush, turn their back and run. As a poetess you are peerless.
27th Oct 2018 7:20pm
Are you waiting to see my blush... truth be told love, I am from ear-to-ear. Thanks for reading , have a relaxing Saturday as well:-)
27th Oct 2018 8:45am
Long and lovely read, takes the reader through the woman's thoughts and words as she deals with the strange yet alluring caller. Favourite lines:
I looked over at my spare pillow
Body is so willing, heart, and soul in tow
I might write a poem inspired by the accompanying gorgeous pic. I have not myself had the experience of being rung by a desiring person of opposite sex by mistake.
I looked over at my spare pillow
Body is so willing, heart, and soul in tow
I might write a poem inspired by the accompanying gorgeous pic. I have not myself had the experience of being rung by a desiring person of opposite sex by mistake.
27th Oct 2018 7:27pm
My handsome King.. I softly call out to you from afar...hear my gently words carried to your ears on the whispering winds. Thank you royally for gracing your Queen’s presence😊
Anonymous
27th Oct 2018 12:15pm
I like the structure of this poem. The two of them are talking, so it seems.
27th Oct 2018 7:17pm
Thank you for taking the time to visit, and grace me with a comment. Enjoy your weekend handsome one
Anonymous
27th Oct 2018 9:31pm
It is a pleasure, sexy Goddess
Anonymous
27th Oct 2018 2:16pm
Oh this is my flavour. Very very nice indeed. I have all the equipment if need be. (wink) Good ink. J
27th Oct 2018 7:39pm
Il mio unico e unico amante italiano, il mio cuore per te, č sospeso dalla provvidenza, versato per te dal destino, solo per unirsi a noi per il karma Grazie amore, sempre
Anonymous
27th Oct 2018 8:23pm
Piacere mio, dolcissima fanciulla. J. 😊
27th Oct 2018 10:45pm
Naw baby this ain't a wrong number
Especially when Im putting on the rubber
After your pussy been tounge feed
Im leading you to your bed
Between moans and groans
You will sit erotically comfortable on my throne
As we fuck all through your home
You will make plans to buy a thank you card for your phone
Especially when Im putting on the rubber
After your pussy been tounge feed
Im leading you to your bed
Between moans and groans
You will sit erotically comfortable on my throne
As we fuck all through your home
You will make plans to buy a thank you card for your phone
Naw baby this ain’t a wrong number
Mmm…is that why you awoke me from dreaming about you in slumber
Especially when Im putting on the rubber
You are such a handsome man for my wrong number
After your pussy been tongue feed
Kissing me all over, my wet butter rum providing the lust of your need
Maximum encased sheath sheltering the essence of your pearly seed
Im leading you to your bed
My camisole off, laying me on silk covering, my legs you impatiently spread
Between moans and groans
Soft whimpers heard of our bedroom illicit songs
You will sit erotically comfortable on my throne
Pussy flapping up and down the girth until your kingdom cums
As we fuck all through your home
One room after another, stealing my breath, where passion and lust roams
You will make plans to buy a thank you card for your phone
Mm, it did provide you fucking and licking me all night long
Ring Ring
This better be a man or whoever else’s ears will be on a chopping block...wink😊
Mmm…is that why you awoke me from dreaming about you in slumber
Especially when Im putting on the rubber
You are such a handsome man for my wrong number
After your pussy been tongue feed
Kissing me all over, my wet butter rum providing the lust of your need
Maximum encased sheath sheltering the essence of your pearly seed
Im leading you to your bed
My camisole off, laying me on silk covering, my legs you impatiently spread
Between moans and groans
Soft whimpers heard of our bedroom illicit songs
You will sit erotically comfortable on my throne
Pussy flapping up and down the girth until your kingdom cums
As we fuck all through your home
One room after another, stealing my breath, where passion and lust roams
You will make plans to buy a thank you card for your phone
Mm, it did provide you fucking and licking me all night long
Ring Ring
This better be a man or whoever else’s ears will be on a chopping block...wink😊
27th Oct 2018 10:46pm
28th Oct 2018 2:36am
I will think about that, thanks for the recommendation as well. Enjoy your evening love
