Reverse Kavanaugh

A lot of young college boys    
secretly admired the lucky lives  
of frat boys,    
where they would drug a girl,    
get her into a room, then line up outside    
waiting their turn to have some sex with her.    
   
Well darned if I don't have the reverse problem.    
As of late, the ladies have been lining up    
outside of my bedroom    
to have their turn with me.    
   
I have had to start    
guzzling protein shakes,    
get a prescription for testosterone,    
and go on sterioids,    
just to get my libido refilled.    
 
Three ladies a day wanting to be with me    
is getting on too excessive.    
OK, one or two I can handle,    
but three???  
   
Lately, Ive been faking it,    
just to stay sane.    
   
I've also gotten a secretary,    
to streamline the pre-humptual    
paperwork everyone is required to sign.    
   
After having been forced to make court ordered    
child support payments for 7 going on 8 kids,    
I'm sorry,    
If you want to be with me,    
you gotta be independently wealthy.    
   
No offence.    
Thats just the way it has got to be.