The World’s Oldest Profession

(Pussy in the Sands)
 “Whoring has been around since the begging of time
Because women of all shapes and races has been selling behind,
 “Let’s start off in the days of the Egyptians
Where the Pharaohs was doing some tall pimpin,
 “From Hebrew slaves, to fine ass concubine babes
Fucking from the throne room to the desert caves,
 “Getting buck nasty with any bitch
And if she refused the dick-then straight to the alligator pit,
 “If the queen wasn’t giving up the ass
She could be eliminated real motherfuckin fast,
 “The queen couldn’t argue, because he was king
Having bitches suck his dick and princes kiss his pinky ring,
 “Everybody doing everything so his ass they can please
Because with a single word he can cause thousands to their knees,
 “This shit was happening centuries before Jesus was born
Because the Pharaohs had their own form of Egyptian porn”.

(Lord of the Dark Time Pussy)
 “The next era is the dark times after the Roman Empire
Where conquering and killing was on fire,
 “But after the long harsh duties of war
The soldiers required the services of the whore,
 “In every town there was always one for hire
Ready to fulfill the men’s sexual desire,
 “Nothing like the feel of a wet pussy hole
That was on par as the feel of a bag of gold,
 “But if the army was invading, the pussy was taken
Along with the cow, chicken and pig for bacon,
 “The town mayor was always willing to please
To prevent his daughter and wife from going to their knees,
 “Little did he know they was the first females to be hit
And the sword to his head was going to motherfuckin split,
 “But they did what needed to be done to prevent his killing
Doing everything the conquering Lord wanted ready and willing”.

(Histories Ass Market)
 “Pussy and ass has always been on the historic market
And with human sexual desire there is no way to stop it,
 “Every city and town throughout history had their bad side
With at least a few pussy selling whores having their legs open wide,
 “Bitches realize their pussy lead to power and gold
So they modified ways to utilize that hairy hole,
 “A pimp wasn’t always in the mix
And as long as there was pussy-there was a dick to fit,
 “Hoes been sucking dick in the dinosaur caves
To getting fucked in the tub while the prince bathed,
 “Slave masters fucking the house maid in the kitchen
While she bent over cutting up collards and chicken,
 “Emperors, kings and queens did their own sexual thing
Because more than a sword did Genghis Khan swing,
 “So more than bridges and buildings got an erection
Especially, when dealing with the world’s oldest profession.”