yar booty Garr!!!

Twas a crisp cool night  
Out to sea I was. You see...  
I was after the big one!  
Yar Booty!!!  
 
had to ditch me mates  
Get me Shag lookin great,  
Splash on me attar  
N pull out me Ole eye patch.  
 
As I was leavin the island  
All of me mates was smilin  
For They knew I was goin  
To ...Yar Booty island  
 
As I sailed thru the night  
In search of ...her wicked site  
Her wild light......finally. .  
.. came Into sight  
 
could barely see through her mists  
..Where was her shore?  
 I dropped me anchor  
And swam some more.  
 
Her beauty i could smell  
I knew that aroma well  
I lifted up me eyepatch  
Me snake began to swell..  
 
It pointed to a mountain..  
Garr.. darr..garr..  
How teh  
How'd she get way up Tharrr!!  
 
 put me eyepatch back on  
 snake now wigglin on..  
I peered around . for her mornin dew..  
Perhaps her mists would glide me thru  
 
As I climbed upon her mountain  
I was expectin a fair fountain  
Instead were foes ..It came to blows..  
Twas some tiny red Dragon..  
 
Took out me bow .. lowered me eyepatch you know..
Shot her straight in the heart...  
 small fart... kerplunk..in her ocean..  
 
Next was two pink skeletons ,  
spotted me.. perked up to see ..  
I bit and...  
they moved on in rotation...  
 
Then was a glossy ..  
Alligator in a cave..  
Good thing I'd just shaved.  
My alligator snapped back..  
 
And the rest  
Was set in  
Motion...