A Piss full of Happiness

Happy at Home
Sitting at home, butt-naked with no draws
The neighbor’s daughter sucking on my dick-dripping drool on my balls
Licking me from asshole and tip-to-tip
White crusty cum all across her lip
Father kicks open the door, screaming ‘what you doing with my teenage child
Start having a fit and goes buck wild
So I showed both of them some love
By slitting their throats and shedding blood
‘If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Put a shotgun to the kids and wife
If the neighbor wants to break up the fight
Talk to them with the point of your knife’

Money and Happiness
Shotgun in hand as I kick in the door
Everybody shut the fuck up and hit the floor
Put all the money in the bag
Hurry up old man and move your ass
An ignorant motherfucker got up and tried to run
Found out the hard way he couldn’t out race a gun
Old man reached up under the counter-now that was dumb
So I killed everybody, his old ass and his paraplegic son
‘If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Give up the cash without a fight
If motherfuckers don’t want to follow the rule
Then show them you can act a straight fucking fool’

Homeless and Happy
One gun across my lap and another on the dash
I’m driving around looking to smoke someone’s ass
Came upon a shit-starter from around the way
Nobody didn’t give a fuck about him, because he way homeless and gay
He didn’t have shoes on his feet
And looked like he haven’t eaten in about a week
I pulled to the curve and offered him some cat mix
Then I shot-gunned him in the dick
‘If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Do society a favor and do what’s right
Shotgun the homeless on motherfucking sight
So they can quit roaming the streets all day and night’

Happiness on the Run
Rolling through the desert bitching about this hot ass sun
Picked up a hitchhiker that was on the run
She offered me money to pay for gas
But I told her I want a piece of that tender ass
Instantly pulled over she knew her pussy was out of luck
Snatched her ass in the backseat and begin to fuck
Dick hard up in her-as I began to release my load
At the same time I put my gun to her head and watched it explode
‘If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Kill any motherfucker who hitchhikes
Let her ass know it’s ass over gas any day
Then take the pussy and blow her away’