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The Pirate Of MensPants (A Sea Shanty)
Authors Note: Inspired by Hollywood's and novelist writer's glorification of scumbags in all their forms
The Pirate Of MensPants (A Sea Shanty)
"It's about time there was a mutiny, Mr Christian!"
Oh the glorification of Pirates
Thank you Hollywood for that
Swashbuckling heroes of old
Men in pantyhose and codpieces
Maybe should have been a clue
Johnny Dep Pirate Hero Movies
Creating thousands of wannabees
Long John Silver paedophile pirate
Still glorified and copied by children
With their parents express permission
And as shallow Halloween approaches
kids as you as three dressed as pirates
go to stranger's doors for free candy
almost like a fast food delivery system
for paedophiles, perverts and scum
Now hear this! Now hear this!
There are and have never been
Good Pirates as the name suggests
Not even the adult modern wannabees
They are all rapists, torturers, murderers
paedophiles and child sex slave traffickers
terrorist in nature, but for personal gain
King Pins of the human slave trade
Ugly, smelly, diseased, hate mongers
Psychopathic, psychotic and narcissistic
Bottom feeders, sub human, assholes
The lowest of the low, liars and deniers
They are not alone there is the supporting cast
There was the captains buxom squeeze
A face that launched a thousand ships
A face like a pit-bull liking piss of a cactus
Looks like an open sore on a rats ass
lady pirates had equality in those days
they were mirrors of their male counterparts
in all their vile stenches and evil ways
And of course there was the obligatory Parrot
Pirate parrots are never ever to be trusted
They can lure you in with bright vivid colours
But remember they are owned by a pirate
So they will lie, cheat, steal and will fuck you over
Like their owners for no good reason whatsoever
Apart for the doubloons, the treasure, the cash
Pirates were akin to a steaming pile of horseshit
Modern day ones and wannabe ones are the same
No redeeming qualities at all, even the parrots
Question: Should they be made to walk the plank
Or set adrift in a stormy ocean to drown and die
I say too kind, beaten to death with wooden clubs
Seems appropriate to me and surly deserved
The Pirates of MensPants are men of many things
Low self esteem, illiteracy, a poster child for stupidity
No moral compass, no standards or scruples, Bullies,
Think of anything vile and negative; they've got it
X marks the spot where they were meant to sign
This applies to them all and all their corrupt cohorts
So: Nothing to be glorified or followed just scum
Fuck Hollywood for creating cut throat heroes
Fuck anyone who was a pirate, or thinks they are one
And this Halloween, parents, engage your brain cell
No pirates: Alternative, could be Hitler, John Wayne Gasey,
A comedic Stalin or Mao, maybe a member of the KKK or a
Black man with a rope around his neck well why the fuck not?
I want to go out this Halloween trick or treating but
Only to parents of pirate dressed children, I want to ask
So How mans men and boys is your kid gonna ass rape this month
Or How many women are they going to fuck and abuse this month
Maybe how many will your little prate enslave and sell this month
How much torturing, murders, and child molestations this month
Is he more into pieces of cabin boys ass, than pieces of eight
We'll maybe discuss Santa Clause and the Easter bunny later
There are only two good or impressive things about pirates in my mind
They usually meet a horrible death usually by one of their inner circle
And I imagine Captain Hook wiping his ass with the wrong hand
Happy Halloween to children and adult of the same mental age
ok this venting rant is officially over
please return to you self induced coma
The Pirate Of MensPants (A Sea Shanty)
"It's about time there was a mutiny, Mr Christian!"
Oh the glorification of Pirates
Thank you Hollywood for that
Swashbuckling heroes of old
Men in pantyhose and codpieces
Maybe should have been a clue
Johnny Dep Pirate Hero Movies
Creating thousands of wannabees
Long John Silver paedophile pirate
Still glorified and copied by children
With their parents express permission
And as shallow Halloween approaches
kids as you as three dressed as pirates
go to stranger's doors for free candy
almost like a fast food delivery system
for paedophiles, perverts and scum
Now hear this! Now hear this!
There are and have never been
Good Pirates as the name suggests
Not even the adult modern wannabees
They are all rapists, torturers, murderers
paedophiles and child sex slave traffickers
terrorist in nature, but for personal gain
King Pins of the human slave trade
Ugly, smelly, diseased, hate mongers
Psychopathic, psychotic and narcissistic
Bottom feeders, sub human, assholes
The lowest of the low, liars and deniers
They are not alone there is the supporting cast
There was the captains buxom squeeze
A face that launched a thousand ships
A face like a pit-bull liking piss of a cactus
Looks like an open sore on a rats ass
lady pirates had equality in those days
they were mirrors of their male counterparts
in all their vile stenches and evil ways
And of course there was the obligatory Parrot
Pirate parrots are never ever to be trusted
They can lure you in with bright vivid colours
But remember they are owned by a pirate
So they will lie, cheat, steal and will fuck you over
Like their owners for no good reason whatsoever
Apart for the doubloons, the treasure, the cash
Pirates were akin to a steaming pile of horseshit
Modern day ones and wannabe ones are the same
No redeeming qualities at all, even the parrots
Question: Should they be made to walk the plank
Or set adrift in a stormy ocean to drown and die
I say too kind, beaten to death with wooden clubs
Seems appropriate to me and surly deserved
The Pirates of MensPants are men of many things
Low self esteem, illiteracy, a poster child for stupidity
No moral compass, no standards or scruples, Bullies,
Think of anything vile and negative; they've got it
X marks the spot where they were meant to sign
This applies to them all and all their corrupt cohorts
So: Nothing to be glorified or followed just scum
Fuck Hollywood for creating cut throat heroes
Fuck anyone who was a pirate, or thinks they are one
And this Halloween, parents, engage your brain cell
No pirates: Alternative, could be Hitler, John Wayne Gasey,
A comedic Stalin or Mao, maybe a member of the KKK or a
Black man with a rope around his neck well why the fuck not?
I want to go out this Halloween trick or treating but
Only to parents of pirate dressed children, I want to ask
So How mans men and boys is your kid gonna ass rape this month
Or How many women are they going to fuck and abuse this month
Maybe how many will your little prate enslave and sell this month
How much torturing, murders, and child molestations this month
Is he more into pieces of cabin boys ass, than pieces of eight
We'll maybe discuss Santa Clause and the Easter bunny later
There are only two good or impressive things about pirates in my mind
They usually meet a horrible death usually by one of their inner circle
And I imagine Captain Hook wiping his ass with the wrong hand
Happy Halloween to children and adult of the same mental age
ok this venting rant is officially over
please return to you self induced coma
Published 29th Sep 2018
Author's Note
Inspired by Hollywood's and novelist writer's glorification of scumbags in all their forms
"It's about time there was a mutiny, Mr Christian!"
Copyright © 2018 David Macleod All Rights Reserved. No part of this Poem may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of David Macleod. dtmacleod@easy.com
"It's about time there was a mutiny, Mr Christian!"
Copyright © 2018 David Macleod All Rights Reserved. No part of this Poem may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of David Macleod. dtmacleod@easy.com
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