JOKES N RIDDLES PUNS N FIDDLES

But what if my riddle is my fiddle, and my fiddle descends into my riddle?

So many questions.

If your riddle is descending into your fiddle you may have a prolapsed squiddle

It's like when a girl see she's gonna call but she doesn't call
Not at all then what she really meant was she's not gonna call
That's all
It's fall

But if the girl did call
regardless of fall
she’d take you to the mall
(It’s very tall)

so much weird in that hall
... don’t drop a ball.

The defendant could not stop padding gas.
Finally the judge hit his gavel saying
"Odor in the Court!"
😂

Dear, I have something very impotent to tell you. My Viagra prescription was cancelled

Viagra does not work on me.
My soft is immune.
So you see
I march to a different tune.
So here I sit all broken with no hard.
I can not reach the summit reserved for an orgasmic bard.