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Wow! Sex!

Take one punk orphan girl and  

One horny, desperate, wannabe punk
kid and  

A bunch of Jägermeister, on an  
insect song filled, late spring,  
shading into summer's day  
 
A levee o'er the mississippi to  
sprawl out on
 
Then back to her apartment.
Have the other teens left yet? Yes!? And?  
 
Tumble into
Wow! Sex!  
 
But, oh shit, what's this? I feel light  
headed, my penis is bleeding. Shit, will I  
die?  
 
Well, no. You won't. Turns out,
foreskin has a ligament.  
 
Turns out  
 
She read all about it just last week,  
(What kind of a coincidence is that?) See,  
right there,
that gay leather mag on her floor?
How convenient. So full of    
useful information.  
 
I haven't ruined my dick?  
 
Phew! What a relief!  
 
 
 
 
Cloven_Zonkle
Written by Cloven_Zonkle
Published | Edited 20th Sep 2019
Author's Note
written for the Losing your virginity competition
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