Find the Ladies

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Hey you! MR
This is my leather bound
private moment,   
I got this covered,
off you go   
I know how this is going to end,     
me needing the loo
at a crucial moment   

Cut me some slack here   
  
I'm Alice in zombieland tonight,
even Alice needs to go pee pee,   
would you have me repeat instead,
Last nights fun as Lady Chatte..   
oh never mind all that..   
This is my zombie horde knocking   
down my front door, not yours.   
  
Go race cars or whatever
men do that they'd rather   
not reveal or conveniently
forget about in the morning
light..   
  
Hmm,   
  
Actually..don't go   
  
Stay. x   
  
Can you go find the Ladies
for me? 
  
I need to go soon..

*one from 2014