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(Scottish) C***s - - - an acrostic poem
an example for the C U Next Tuesday Comp (Not a Comp entry!)
Sex or gender makes no matter
Cunts can have a penis or a vagina
Oddly we Scots will call anyone a cunt
To be honest the word cunt is a normal part of the venacular
Tends to be over used if anything
It's use referring to a lady's twinkle cave is rare
Scottish cunts are just nasty mean bastards
Hell bent on ruining your day and mood
Cunt and bastard can be interchanged here
USA see it as a terrible insult to women
Never mind they are just a bunch of cunts
To us it's a mean, horrible vicious dick
So free your mind and the word "Cunt will follow"
Sex or gender makes no matter
Cunts can have a penis or a vagina
Oddly we Scots will call anyone a cunt
To be honest the word cunt is a normal part of the venacular
Tends to be over used if anything
It's use referring to a lady's twinkle cave is rare
Scottish cunts are just nasty mean bastards
Hell bent on ruining your day and mood
Cunt and bastard can be interchanged here
USA see it as a terrible insult to women
Never mind they are just a bunch of cunts
To us it's a mean, horrible vicious dick
So free your mind and the word "Cunt will follow"
Published 8th Sep 2018
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Anonymous
8th Sep 2018 5:28pm
It’s funny... English cunts think the same! 😯
... here comes that North / South divide again... hehe!
... here comes that North / South divide again... hehe!
9th Sep 2018 3:12am
the north / south divide is not what you think the divide only includes Cornwall, Devon, London, Kent and of course Essex :-p
thank you for your visit and creating smiles :-)))))))))))
thank you for your visit and creating smiles :-)))))))))))
8th Sep 2018 10:58pm
Hahaha...I like this. There are many men that I prefer to call bitches, because it just fits. One of those bitches I told once to suck my cock....he didn't know what to say other that he thought me psychotic. I enjoyed the hell out of it.
I like your witty writes. I would get a kick out of Scottish people I think.
I like your witty writes. I would get a kick out of Scottish people I think.
9th Sep 2018 3:16am
in the main Scottish people are honest and forthright and everything is tinged with dark humour - as a downtrodden nation we use comedy as a mask :-))))
I like to call men sluts and whores, only problem is the moronic men who are proud to be called that - - very sad :-)
thank you, glad it made you laugh :-)))))
I like to call men sluts and whores, only problem is the moronic men who are proud to be called that - - very sad :-)
thank you, glad it made you laugh :-)))))
