I Hate David Macleod

I don't like David Macleod  
I don't like the guy
Not one bit, not at all  
 
Why; his poetry is better  
It makes the girls wetter  
Than anything I could letter  
So, I'll say it once again  
And ever more loud  
I hate David Macleod  
 
Besides,  
 
David is from England  
And I am an American  
Which means he's actually  
Smarter than I am  
And that makes me  
Want to have a cow
 
 
 
This is a satirical write about a fellow poet I admire.  So, before you message me on how disrespectful I am, please familiarize yourself as to the meaning of satire.
 
https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems-by/David_Macleod/