SAFE SEX ADVICE FOR A NIGHT OUT

If you anticipate a 'shag',  
A one-off sex encounter,  
Take a condom, in your handbag,  
You can offer to your mounter.  

They are not made to stop the fun  
But protect your sexual health  
When you're together, one to one.  
Condom him, not condemn yourself.  
 
To see you take the condom out  
Shows your availability  
And intent to keep safe, no doubt,  
From an unwanted STD.  
 
Think this, offering protection  
Can come across as loving,  
Make sex an act of affection  
Rather than a 'wham bam' shoving.  
 
Such cherishing of his safety  
Can be a turn on to a man,  
Who may fall in more easily  
With a perceived seduction plan.  
 
It can be part of the foreplay
To put upon his 'pride and joy'
Before you two get well away
And his penetration enjoy.
 
On other hand the fancied chap  
Might have brought one in his wallet;  
A moment that makes you think, "Snap!  
We've both been planning to do it!"