tRIP aDVISOR

Trip advisor

Please visit our beautiful Celtic isle robbed of druid magic
If you are a despot, criminal or an oligarch, do not delay
We can wash your money, our principles and morals are tragic
Welcome to Brexit Britain, visit a beautiful green land of social decay

Dont concern yourself with private bodyguards and security details
Just visit the capital, we can keep you safe from being harmed
Police austerity cuts, dont worry, its only the common folk it fails
If only Boris Johnson's witty banter could leave those violent proles disarmed

And on the subject of arms we have some new cool toys
So whilst you are here please visit the gift shop if the tour sucked
Gifts are unisex meant for psychopaths, both girls and boys
Purchase through your shell corp. to acquire our latest BAE systems product

Its lovely here to visit on any day combined of sun, hail and rain
We can guarantee your tourist experience will have a certain sparkle
And although clearing streets of homeless people can be a pain
We will scrub and sweep streets of scuffers as if you were Meghan Markle

Please visit Brexit Britain and spend your ill gotten gains
As mentioned we are happy to service any version of a kleptocrat
And if you want off menu we can bleach away the blood stains
Rate us five stars and leave us some positive feedback, how easy is that

Please come again